I'm sorry, but I don't think it's a good idea, Beaver.
But dad, all the other kids are voting in Shady Del Knight's Version Sacrifice. Shady's the coolest guy on the internet!
Beaver, I said no. First of all... this is 1960. There's no such thing as the internet. Secondly,
I don't care what all of your friends are doing.
I supposed if they all jumped in the lake you'd do it, too.
Wul...sure. It's a whole lotta fun to go swimmin'.
That's not the point, Beaver. Voting is a big responsibility and you're too young and inexperienced to handle that much responsibility. I said no and that's my final answer. Now I'm finished discussing the matter.
I'm sorry you didn't get to vote in my VerSac, Beav. Someday, when you're old enough to exercise your right to vote, you can
JIMMY JONES/LITTLE EVA 12
LAVERN BAKER 5
RAY STEVENS 1
(WRITE-IN VOTE FOR "GITARZAN")
winners of this weeks Version Sacrifice.
Thank you for voting!