CLOSE YOUR EYES. TAKE A DEEP BREATH. OPEN YOUR HEART.

SHADY DEL KNIGHT, ADMINISTRATOR

SHADY DEL KNIGHT, ADMINISTRATOR
High School Yearbook Photo

"More than a place, the Shady Dell was and will forever remain a state of mind." - Shady Del Knight

"More than a place, the Shady Dell was and will forever remain a state of mind." - Shady Del Knight
HELLO STRANGER ... IT SEEMS LIKE A MIGHTY LONG TIME!

Tuesday, October 12, 2010

Item #0314966000217580590001? A very good choice indeed, sir.....

and it gives me great pleasure to inform you of today’s special. For only two ninety-nine more we will super size
your dog poop and you may choose between Great Dane
and Saint Bernard.

May I also remind you, sir, that the holidays are fast approaching? For a limited time all of our simulated poops
and vomits are on sale. Buy any two and get the third for half price. Have fun mixing and matching! Our faux poops
and vomits are of the highest quality, hand crafted by
skilled artisans around the world using the finest materials obtainable. They make ideal stocking stuffers!

If you can remain on the line just a minute longer, sir,
I would also like to tell you what's in store for you in the weeks to come on Shady Dell Music & Memories, the best entertainment value in the blogosphere.

You won't want to miss our expanded two week long Halloween celebration which includes a horror movie review guaranteed to split your sides. If, for any reason, your sides do not split we will waive shipping and handling on the whoopee cushion of your choice.

In the weeks that follow we will offer you Temptations
you can‘t resist, bring you another exciting chapter in the Legend of Dell House, Snap Crackle Pop, Dean for a Day, Ruffin’s Ready, Shady Dell the College Years, The D-Team, Cruisin' and Rodentia Intelligentsia. After a year long spin off we will finally declare the winner of our Most Exciting Record contest and we will end the year with the long awaited, highly anticipated Unmasking of Shady Del Knight!

All that and more is coming your way in the weeks ahead, sir, and therefore I encourage you to bookmark SDM&M and visit often. Shady Dell Music & Memories: the one stop source for all your blogging needs.

Excuse me? Oh, I’m terribly sorry, sir. Can you hear me now?

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